Perfect Sunday

The day has arrived! After months of living in a crappy apartment I now find myself in my brand new house. And in that brand new house, I find myself sitting in front of my brand new plasma TV. And on that brand new plasma TV, I find myself watching DirecTV programming. [...]

Sunday stuff

Well, the ‘Gators are at it again, having completely demolished another opponent.  This time they managed “only” 124 points as opposed to 140 when he beat the ever loving hell outta me a few weeks ago.  That game is final as the ‘Gators post that aforementioned 124 versus Las Vatas Locas’ 58.  Much of the [...]

Sorry for lack of posting…

Things have been pretty hectic as I’ve been busting tail at work plus we’re getting ready to move (again), this time into our new house.  I tells ya, it cannot happen soon enough.  Anyway, here’s a few things I’m looking at this Sunday.
So, the Patriots are up 42-7 against the Dolphins after the first half.  [...]

Sunday Recap

Yep, it’s still early as the Saints game has only just begun, but I thought I’d take a look at how some games stand.  There are actually a couple of games completed (or all but).  Here they are:
BullGators 99, Poonhounds 37 FINAL
As I noted in the previews, the ‘Gators needed this win in order to [...]

Classless

Did you guys see the end of that Cowboys/Patriots game?  Seldom have I seen such a display of classless football.  With the score at 41-27, the Pats have the ball with under 30 seconds remaining.  So what do they do?  Kneel it?  Nope, not this classless bunch of fucktards – they instead rush for another [...]

Week Six Previews

I’m going to keep this kind of short because I’m working on a keyboard here at my mom’s house that seems to not register every couple of strokes so I have to keep going back and retyping everything.  I’m a pretty good typist (about 40 words per minute) so it’s especially infuriating.  Anyway, onward!
Las Vatas Locas (3-2, [...]

Free Agent Nation?

It appears Whodat Nation has awoken from his season long coma and realized that his team does indeed suck. Congratulations, although it might be a bit late. I do think the Whodats are going out with a bang and I do sincerely applaud the effort. SEVEN FA pickups! Wow, that’s got to be a record [...]

Top 5 Reasons Your Team Might Not Stay in First Place in Power Rankings

Your starting QB Peyton Manning is on bye and both of his backups play for the Raiders. DOH!
Your second best RB has nine illegitimate kids and will soon be suspended for a year for imitating [...]

Week Five Power Rankings

Based on CBSSports.com (full breakdown):
1 (1). Man of Steal (29, 26.5, 27.5, 27.5, 26)
2 (2). Team Fwet (27.5, 26, 27.5, 29.5, 28)
3 (5). Dumb F’ing Cows (22.5, 20.5, 19.5, 17.5, 24)
4 (3). BullGators (18, 22.5, 16.5, 5.5, 9)
5 (4). Brown Dawgs (17, 22.5, 23, 20, 15)
6 (7). Las Vatas Locas (15.5, 10.5, 11, 8.5, 5)
7 [...]

The playoff picture just got really messy…

I was doing a quick check of the standing after the Scrotums’ amazing come from behind victory on Monday night and I realized that even at 2-3 the Hairy ones are still very much in the playoff hunt.  In fact, there’s quite the abundane of 2-3 teams in the mix.  Consider:
Obviously, Team Fwet is running the [...]